UND Opens Covid Omega Fraternity
- Update - Covid Omega has filled to capacity following UND outbreak. Original story below. Grand...
Burgum Claims North Dakota Smart Restart Guidelines Confirm Black Death “Wasn’t That Bad”
BISMARCK - Governor Doug Burgum announced today his North Dakota Smart Restart guidelines have revealed historians...
Legislature Approves Use of Legacy Funds for Death Star Reconstruction
BISMARCK — The Galactic Chambers of the North Dakota House and Senate today overwhelmingly voted to...
Governor Burgum and Staff Test Negative for North Dakota Smart
BISMARCK — The North Dakota Department of Health has confirmed Governor Burgum and his staff have...
North Dakota Cancels Elections, Mario Kart Tournament to Determine Results
BISMARCK - Governor Doug Burgum announced today the November 2020 elections have been canceled due to...
Easter Bunny Assumes New Role As Essential Employee After Governor’s Executive Order
BISMARCK — The Easter Bunny will be assuming new duties after Governor Burgum deemed the rabbit...
North Dakota Department of Health Releases Menards Shopping Guidelines
BISMARCK — The North Dakota Department of Health released new Menards guidelines today to help shoppers...
Burgum Appoints Dr. Pepper to Coordinate State’s COVID-19 Response
BISMARCK — Governor Doug Burgum announced today he has tapped Dr. Pepper to handle North Dakota's...
