Wentz Signs With Bottineau Jacks Following Loss to New Orleans

Bottineau, N.D. - Carson Wentz has reportedly signed with the Bottineau Jacks following the Eagles loss to New Orleans on Sunday, shattering Philadelphia's hopes for another Super Bowl appearance. Wentz has been sidelined since Week...

North Dakota Gives Grand Forks to Texas In Exchange for Frisco Following NDSU Championship

Bismarck, N.D. - Legislation was introduced in North Dakota to trade the City of Grand Forks for Frisco following the Bison's Seventh Championship Win in Texas. Senate Bill 2327 was introduced at the request of...

Ward County to Accept Organ Donations for Property Tax Payments

Minot, N.D. - Citizens in Minot now have a new option to make their annual property tax payment: give up a kidney. The Ward County Commission unanimously approved a motion this week to allow property...

North Dakota Creates Amateur Logo to Make Artistic Community Look Like Amateurs

Bismarck, N.D. - North Dakota's artistic community isn't pleased with the North Dakota Department of Commerce after the state agency refused to meet the demands of hundreds of artistic millennials who have called for...

Miss Norsk Hostfest Stripped of Crown After DNA Test Reveals She’s Not Norwegian

Minot, N.D. — Shock waves were felt across the famed Norsk Hostfest event this week after Miss Norsk Hostfest was stripped of her title after a DNA test revealed she was not of Norweigan...

From the Ashes: University of North Dakota’s New Mascot Was Former Member of Chuck-E-Cheese’s...

Grand Forks, N.D. —The University of North Dakota unveiled its new Fighting Hawk mascot this weekend at the famed Potato Bowl homecoming event after weeks of speculation. The Fighting Hawk mascot, who currently bears no nick-name,...

Construction Project At Fort Lincoln State Park Turns Out To Be Just Another Bank

Mandan, N.D. — Residents were left disappointed this week after a construction project at Fort Lincoln State Park turned out to be just another bank. On-A-Slant Bank & Trust, located at the previous On-A-Slant Indian...

North Dakota Declares War on Miss America Pageant

Bismarck, N.D. — Governor Doug Burgum ordered the Bismarck National Guard on high alert as North Dakota has officially declared war on the Miss America Pageant. The North Dakota National Guard was mobilized Friday...

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