Government & Politics
Former ND Governor Jack Dalrymple Cast in Live Action “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
BISMARCK — Former North Dakota Jack Darlymple announced today he has been cast to play the role of Burgermeister Meisterburger...
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Mysterious “Silver Monoliths” Spotted in North Dakota Legislative Chambers Turn Out to Be Legislators
BISMARCK — A mystery gripping the State Capitol has finally been solved after multiple silver monoliths were spotted in both...
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Bismarck School Board Digs Own Graves As COVID-19 Cases Soar Across North Dakota
BISMARCK — Members of the Bismarck School Board dug their own graves today in yet another sign of submission to...
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Kommer Latest Contestant Voted Off Burgum’s “Survivor – Cabinet Island” Reality TV Series
BISMARCK - Michelle Kommer was the latest contestant voted off of the "Survivor - Cabinet Island" Reality TV Series hosted...
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Burgum Claims North Dakota Smart Restart Guidelines Confirm Black Death “Wasn’t That Bad”
BISMARCK - Governor Doug Burgum announced today his North Dakota Smart Restart guidelines have revealed historians grossly overestimated the Black...
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Legislature Approves Use of Legacy Funds for Death Star Reconstruction
BISMARCK — The Galactic Chambers of the North Dakota House and Senate today overwhelmingly voted to use Legacy Fund dollars...
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Governor Burgum and Staff Test Negative for North Dakota Smart
BISMARCK — The North Dakota Department of Health has confirmed Governor Burgum and his staff have tested negative for "North...
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North Dakota Cancels Elections, Mario Kart Tournament to Determine Results
BISMARCK - Governor Doug Burgum announced today the November 2020 elections have been canceled due to COVID-19. In making his...
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